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Rule #1 // Accidental Voice

Oct 29, 2009 18:06

[The communicator sputters to life; a loud groan is heard.] Jesus, Columbus, next time aim a little closer to my goddamn face, will ya? Gonna blow through a door, might as well fucking blast through everyone in the fucking way, huh? I swear, you have got one of the lousiest--

What the hell...? [The feed picks up the crunch of gravel as he picks ( Read more... )

brb temper tantrum, intro post fail, give me my gd twinkies, wtf is this shit

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foxtamer October 30 2009, 01:16:13 UTC

... I'm guessing you're a bit new here.

voice forthetwinkies October 30 2009, 01:20:09 UTC

Wow, this place is just filled with smartasses.

voice foxtamer October 30 2009, 01:21:37 UTC

You have no idea. I'm one of them sometimes, obviously!

voice forthetwinkies October 30 2009, 01:28:49 UTC

Oh yeah, look at you. Real, fucking impressive.

Wanna tell me what the hell's going on?

voice foxtamer October 30 2009, 01:34:15 UTC

[And Minato drops his kidding demeanor to become serious.]

You've been taken from your world and deposited on this one, named Fortuna. If you had any special abilities, they've been "sealed" with a chip that was implanted in you. Right now, if you don't have any weapons on you, you should find someplace safe.

Oh! And here's a map of Discedo, the city we're in. Electricity is spotty, most food is canned or fresh game, but there's running water, at least.

That's at least enough to get you started. You should try to find a free apartment and get yourself situated. Might be here for a while!

Re: voice forthetwinkies October 30 2009, 01:37:38 UTC

[This is a loooong silence]

[This is a low whistle.] ...Talk about the "magic word".

voice foxtamer October 30 2009, 01:39:48 UTC

Actually, I don't practice magic--I'm a ninja.

voice forthetwinkies October 30 2009, 01:44:23 UTC

It's a fucking figure of speech, moron.

And like hell you're a ninja.

voice foxtamer October 30 2009, 01:48:05 UTC

I know.

Nope, pretty sure I'm a ninja. Last time I checked, anyways.

voice forthetwinkies October 30 2009, 01:50:22 UTC

What, so you go around in one of those shitty black suits?

voice foxtamer October 30 2009, 02:10:20 UTC

The only ones who go around in those black suits are those that don't have enough skill.

voice forthetwinkies October 30 2009, 02:23:25 UTC

So what do skilled ninjas wear then, huh?

voice foxtamer October 30 2009, 02:57:32 UTC

Whatever they want! My son wears almost all orange, actually.

voice forthetwinkies October 30 2009, 04:20:40 UTC

So from what you're telling me, skilled ninjas pretty much like to wear big old signs that say, "Shoot me. I'm retarded."

And here I was, thinking zombies were stupid.

voice foxtamer October 30 2009, 04:23:07 UTC

... ...

... A good ninja can remain hidden no matter what they're wearing. And he's my son, so he's pretty good. Takes after his dad!

voice forthetwinkies October 30 2009, 04:33:41 UTC

Proud parent, aintcha?

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