You know, there have been rumours flying around inside the mun's head that I spilt water into the mun's laptop so that I could traumatise the old rhyming buffoon when no one was watching.
So, it's all been quiet here at Long & Arda Productions, mostly to do with our branching out into a whole new genre of cinematic extravaganzas. That's right, in association with SHINY pictures, we've started producing uh... kid's films.
Melkor's evil checklist of doom *The kid is polishing the throne of unspeakable evil - check *The elves in Mirkwood are being suitabley harrassed - check *"Delving with Gimli IV" is being filmed - check *Angst-juice is being added to the water and alcohol in Minas Tirith - check
Bi-location comes in handy when you have to multi-task. :)
It occurrs to me that you little mortals might not appreciate just how busy I am. It's not all choclate swimming pools, hot sex and hiding Gondor's throne
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mmm. The Lonely Mountain. You know, sometimes it's good to come down here and supervise the odd filming or two. Long and Arda have standards to maintain.
Of course... once you've seen one hot and steamy documentary being filmed... you've seen them all.
::whips out Arda Megadrive and starts playing Sonic the Balrog::
In a funny turn of events it seems that Luthien, the lovely elf that I've kidnapped a few times, is marrying Eomer, whose wife I kidnapped and heh well. you know what happened there
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