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You know, I don't just keep a watchful eye over the lewd going-ons in Middle Earth. I have a passing interest in art.
Oh yeah. And I'm like... totally evil.
Anyway...what was I talking about? Art. That's it.
Art is very much like making love to a beautiful woman. First of all, you need to strip away the clothing of critisism and opinion, stand back and take a good look and then pounce on it and give it a good shagging.
Or perhaps not.
The real point of this post is this though:
ART EXHIBITION
Saturday
In the Hall of Doom, Melkor's luxury luuurve nest.*
Featuring the exciting new work of a mystery sculptor.
* There will be a shuttle uh... thingy. For those of you inconvienced by travel to adjacent sub-dimensions.
::distributes leaflets all over middle earth::
Oh yeah. And I'm like... totally evil.
Anyway...what was I talking about? Art. That's it.
Art is very much like making love to a beautiful woman. First of all, you need to strip away the clothing of critisism and opinion, stand back and take a good look and then pounce on it and give it a good shagging.
Or perhaps not.
The real point of this post is this though:
ART EXHIBITION
Saturday
In the Hall of Doom, Melkor's luxury luuurve nest.*
Featuring the exciting new work of a mystery sculptor.
* There will be a shuttle uh... thingy. For those of you inconvienced by travel to adjacent sub-dimensions.
::distributes leaflets all over middle earth::