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It occurrs to me that you little mortals might not appreciate just how busy I am. It's not all choclate swimming pools, hot sex and hiding Gondor's throne.
Wait.. there's an idea...
Anyway, back to what I was talking about. Melkor, the hot, sexy and supremely powerful, is a very busy Vala. There's dealing with pay disputes among the legions of balrogs and other evil entities, random acts of havoc to make real, the occassion stint as a djinn, licking the elves in Mirkwood, meetings with the marketing division of Melkor!saliva beauty products (we're working on the name)...making sure Long and Arda is running smoothly...
Oh and there's the matter of freeing my son from where that hobbit is keeping him.
But what has been keeping Morgoth busy lately?
Well, I shall tell you. I thought about it and realised that a certain bane on the existence of all you little Middle-Earthers had been quiet for a long, long time.
Yes, that's right. WOHS*
However, I came to the conclusion that you can't just bring something back without improving it. Without making it more fiendish, more wrinkly, more.... hairy.
I present to you all:
*Wrinkly Old Hobbit Slash
Wait.. there's an idea...
Anyway, back to what I was talking about. Melkor, the hot, sexy and supremely powerful, is a very busy Vala. There's dealing with pay disputes among the legions of balrogs and other evil entities, random acts of havoc to make real, the occassion stint as a djinn, licking the elves in Mirkwood, meetings with the marketing division of Melkor!saliva beauty products (we're working on the name)...making sure Long and Arda is running smoothly...
Oh and there's the matter of freeing my son from where that hobbit is keeping him.
But what has been keeping Morgoth busy lately?
Well, I shall tell you. I thought about it and realised that a certain bane on the existence of all you little Middle-Earthers had been quiet for a long, long time.
Yes, that's right. WOHS*
However, I came to the conclusion that you can't just bring something back without improving it. Without making it more fiendish, more wrinkly, more.... hairy.
I present to you all:
*Wrinkly Old Hobbit Slash