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[forsaken_one]

Let's see...
Cake... check
balloons... check
fireworks...check
punch... check
porn...check
video camera... check
disturbing amounts of furniture polish... check

What have I forgotten? Hmm.

Aha. Location.

*installs bouncy castle in Minas Tirith*

Party time people!

Comments

[minimelkie]

:D:D:D:D YAY!

*boogies*

[forsaken_one]

Happy Birthday kiddo.

And don't forget to be nice to the guests... lick the elves like I taught you.

[aldortheold]

...

What am I doing here?

This isn't Rohan.

[forsaken_one]

You're here celebrating my son's birthday.

You're pretty astute. Did the glaring lack of horses give you a clue?

[aldortheold]

...

*stares*

[forsaken_one]

The wind'll change and your face will stick like that you know.

Oh wait... it already has. Hehehehe

[7thequiet]

blinks What is going on here?

[forsaken_one]

Damien's birthday party.

He's one year old today.

Want some punch or a starring role in my next wraithsex film?

[7thequiet]

Oh. Good for him.

Sure to both.

[minimelkie]

Hello!! You are not an elf but I will lick you anyway! :D:D:D:D

*licks*

[adrahil]

*blink*
What's going on?
Where am I?
Where are the nurses?

...

Where is my spandex?

[dolamrothsswans]

HONKHONKHONK

[egglered]

meep?

[wraithchildone]

O_O

*spies food*

*eats*

[wraithchildfive]

Uner!

What did you do with my experiment?

THIS WASN'T SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN!

[wraithchildone]

O_O *is alarmed*

*flees under table*