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[forsaken_one]

Let's see...
Cake... check
balloons... check
fireworks...check
punch... check
porn...check
video camera... check
disturbing amounts of furniture polish... check

What have I forgotten? Hmm.

Aha. Location.

*installs bouncy castle in Minas Tirith*

Party time people!

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[laiqalasse]

*looks around* Since when was I in Minas Tirith?

[minimelkie]

:D:D!!! ELF *licks*

Hello!!! :D

[eluil]

*looks at Damien then at Lai* Ada.. what's going on?? *whines*

[laiqalasse]

I'm... not sure. *pats Damien's head* Nice Vala-child.

[saeros_nandor]

*notices the sudden crowd of people* What's... going on? *very confused and also shy, bites his lip a little and tries to find a way to escape the situation*

[forsaken_one]

It's the kid's birthday.

There is no escape. ;)

Have some cake.

[nieliqui]

BOUNCY CASTLE!!!!!!!!!11!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11 *bounce bounce bounce bounce bounce bounce bounce bounce bounce bounce bounce bounce bounce bounce bounce bounce bounce bounce bounce bounce bounce bounce bounce bounce bounce bounce bounce bounce bounce bounce bounce bounce bounce bounce bounce bounce bounce bounce bounce bounce bounce bounce bounce bounce bounce bounce*

PS: HI UNCLE MELKIE.

[forsaken_one]

Hello Nieliqui, having fun?

*HUG*

[nieliqui]

I'd have more fun if there was more sugar. And stories. And mean things being done to Uncle Tilion.

*ruffles hair*

[forsaken_one]

There is plenty of sugar. There are shiny candy canes over by the cake.

I'm sure someone could tell you some stories... try Gorlim over there. There's always something happening to him that he could tell you about.

*gives you firecrackers*

Go stick them in Tilion's arse.

:leaves Opal in Hama's care:

[jadegemini]

Hi, Damien! :gives a shiny hat and a couple of shiny toys: Happy Birthday, sweetie! :hugs:

[minimelkie]

HELLO AUNTIE JADE!!! :D:D:D:D

SHINIES!!!!! ::hugkiss::

[jadegemini]

:tosses into the air and catches: Shinies, yes. Those are what you like. :shiny stuffed oliphaunt:

[minimelkie]

:D:D:D SHINY!!! :D

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[king_arvedui]

O.O

*looks around*

I'm in Minas Tirith... A lot sooner than I intended to be...

*looks at crowed*
*sees Melkor*

O.O

*goes to one knee*

Immortal Lord of all that is Dark!
I am but your humble servent...
What would you have of me and of the others here?

[forsaken_one]

*blink*

Hey, kid... it's just a party for the spawn of evil, but what with you pledging your services to me....*cackles*

I may have to take you up on that offer sometime.

[king_arvedui]

It is not an offer, oh Fearsome Lord. It is simply my duty.
You are Vala, and all living beings must respect and bring aid and service to all the Valar and Valier whenever the Immortal Ones have need of such things.

I can only hope my service is satisfactory, and that the temples I build in your honor will last to the End of Days.

*bows*

And er...
Merry wishes for the little one too...

*makes a note to make a small temple for Damien next to his dad's and to sacrifice extra shiny things next time*

[forsaken_one]

Feanor and his kiddies didn't believe that when they tried to steal those stupid silmarils from me.

I'm sure Damien will be along in a minute. You can give him your wishes yourself. In the meantime... drink some of the punch. It's got vodka in it.