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[formida8le]

I take 8ack what I said a8out those dum8 ghosts. They're actually fantastic company!
I know their type all too well. They remind me of the poor suckers that got caught in my we8. They'll 8rag in front of your f8ce 8ut if shit gets real they turn into pathetic gru8s. I can remem8er guys like them squirming and crying and 8egging in front of me

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[formida8le]

Karkat, I am not playing those a8surd human pointy "Jack" stones with you, so drop the act.

Well, if I ever get someone to play with me, they'll definitely 8e interesting instead of 8eing a dum8, over-a8sconding Pupa.

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[formida8le]

It's so o8vious you want to play a girly Earth game with me, don't try to hide it!

I am not planning on murdering people! >::::O I really just want to play a game this time. I don't even have my perpetually hungry lusus anymore so it's not like I have an excuse either.

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[gotyourtreasure]

It all depends on just what kind of game.

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[formida8le]

I haven't really thought a8out it yet.
What do you suggest?

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[gotyourtreasure]

Now that depends. Are you the traditional sort? Or do you like a little adventure?

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[formida8le]

Adventure, definitely!!!!!!!!

[theothersissel]

...Let me guess. You have a cape, fangs and you make melodramatic speeches all day long about how you're the greatest villain ever.

What game?

[formida8le]

I have fangs.
The rest, not so much. 8ut if any8doy here's going to 8e the greatest villain ever, that would 8e me.

Well, what do you want to play? :::;)

[theothersissel]

Well, you're certainly on your way to becoming one if you keep it up.

[He thinks for a moment.]

How about this? Three cups and a ball. Have you heard about it, or do I need to tell you the rules?

[formida8le]

Awwwwwwww, thank you!

Tell me the rules. I don't any of your stupid Earth games.

[Video!] ...oh my god what am I doing. /throws spider a derpy death

[derparcana]

... You fed people to something...? That's horrible!

[Video] That would give her mom indigestion. D:

[formida8le]

Not something. I fed them to my spidermom! She's hungry all the time, and she could only be pacified by eating young trolls. She'd probably eat me too if she got too hungry so it's not like I had a choice.

No, it's not! They were weak. They deserved it.

[Video] ... Probably, I doubt anything could digest Death itself. : |a

[derparcana]

... Ohhhh. So that's what a Lusus is!

[ Y'know, he actually understands the whole "I had no choice, I did it for mom" thing. Though he'll be ending the world soon. DETAILS, DETAILS. ]

What kind of game did you want to play, then?

[ HE'D RATHER SHE BE HAPPY. This is a happy topic. Yes? :c ]

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[formida8le]

Something awesome.

[glubs]

Vriska, make sure your game is somet)(ing t)(at won't get people killed!
I know you like to play t)(ose!

[formida8le]

Peixes, I don't need to murder people anymore. My lusus isn't here.
The worst thing I can do now is cripple them.
Unless they're dum8, then I might have no other choice than to kill them!

[glubs]

Mine isn't )(ere eit)(er!
W)(ic)(, to tell t)(e trut)(, is kind of a reelief!

But since YOUR lusus isn't )(ere, don't )(urt anyone!
---Especially since most of t)(e people are fragile )(umans.

[formida8le]

I can't m8ke any promises.