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Yarrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!
Mighty pleasant, wonderful day today, wasn't it?
I hafta s8y, for a 8ig ol' fish8owl, this pl8ce 8n't half 8ad! Townsfolk's nice.
Little Annie down the road's QUITE the sweetheart. The lass must ha'e a pretty good lusus!
Heh, too 8ad there's gonna 8e some inevita8le plunderin an' pill8gin takin pl8ce 'ere after me crew's done ( Read more... )

I take 8ack what I said a8out those dum8 ghosts. They're actually fantastic company!
I know their type all too well. They remind me of the poor suckers that got caught in my we8. They'll 8rag in front of your f8ce 8ut if shit gets real they turn into pathetic gru8s. I can remem8er guys like them squirming and crying and 8egging in front of me ( Read more... )