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[formida8le]

I take 8ack what I said a8out those dum8 ghosts. They're actually fantastic company!
I know their type all too well. They remind me of the poor suckers that got caught in my we8. They'll 8rag in front of your f8ce 8ut if shit gets real they turn into pathetic gru8s. I can remem8er guys like them squirming and crying and 8egging in front of me

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[Video!] ...oh my god what am I doing. /throws spider a derpy death

[derparcana]

... You fed people to something...? That's horrible!

[Video] That would give her mom indigestion. D:

[formida8le]

Not something. I fed them to my spidermom! She's hungry all the time, and she could only be pacified by eating young trolls. She'd probably eat me too if she got too hungry so it's not like I had a choice.

No, it's not! They were weak. They deserved it.

[Video] ... Probably, I doubt anything could digest Death itself. : |a

[derparcana]

... Ohhhh. So that's what a Lusus is!

[ Y'know, he actually understands the whole "I had no choice, I did it for mom" thing. Though he'll be ending the world soon. DETAILS, DETAILS. ]

What kind of game did you want to play, then?

[ HE'D RATHER SHE BE HAPPY. This is a happy topic. Yes? :c ]

[Video]

[formida8le]

Something awesome.

[Video]

[derparcana]

[ This is not helpful, kind of cute but not chick. ]

... Hmmm. Well, I'll play with you if you're really bored! But I don't see why you would be, this place is super fun!

[Video]

[formida8le]

[She is an alien with fangs, eight eyes and two horns, and all you can think about is her being cute. D:]

There is nothing fun about this place. It's all boring and mundane.

But great! We can roleplay or play hide and seek or tag or something.

[Video]

[derparcana]

[ ... But that would be judging. D: SHE MIGHT BE A NICE ALIEN CHICK WITH HORNS AND FANGS. ]

Yeah, but the ship was fun, even if the ghosts were really unhappy and tried to kill us, it was kind of fun fighting with everyone.

[ He has no sense of danger. ]

Well! Why don't you pick, then? I'm sure you can come up with something interesting, right?

[Video]

[formida8le]

Well I guess kicking ghost butts was fun, but there's no point in it if you don't get treasure or level up!

Right! Hm........ We can play hide and seek, but there should be a catch.

[Video]

[derparcana]

Level up? You mean like in a game? You have levels? That's so cool!

[ *A* YOU ARE SO COOL. ]

... What kind of catch?

[Video]

[formida8le]

Well, duh! I gained all the levels. All of them. And I reached the god tiers!

[YES I AM.]

I don't know. Stakes! I'll get something from you if I find you, and you get something from me if I don't.

[Video] akjsdg sorry for the slowness.

[derparcana]

That's pretty amazing!

[ Hmmm... ]

I'm not sure what you could get from me, but that sounds like fun! I'm game. When do you want to do this?

[Video] it's cool. <3

[formida8le]

Of course. I'm a pretty amazing person!

Any time!

[Video] Want to make a log, or should I? : |a

[derparcana]

Alright, then! How about now? We can start in the Plaza! The rules will be up to you.

[ He is so excited. \o/ ]

I'm Ryoji, by the way!

[Video] Would you mind if you made it?

[formida8le]

Ok!

The name's Spinneret.

[Video] Nope! I'll throw it up later today. : |b

[derparcana]

That's pretty unique~!

[ He is totally going to call her 'Spinner-chan'. ] Five minutes.

[ And he hangs up, thoroughly having no idea what he's even getting into. ]

(( EDIT: Here you go! ♥ ))