"Remember the time you drove all night
Just to meet me in the morning,
And I thought it was strange, you said everything changed,
You felt as if you'd just woke up.
And you said, 'This is the first day of my life.
I’m glad I didn’t die before I met you,
But now I don’t care. I could go anywhere with you,
And I’d probably be happy.'"

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If I could do anything in the world,
I would DIE INSTANTLY,
and
(this is key)
relatively painlessly.
Right fucking now.
Or how about...
LAST YEAR?

Don't comment. I'll only be more disappointed.

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...I almost had a new friend...

Things have been totally fucked lately. Very unpredictable. Somehow I always get into potentially explosive situations and can't fix them. But it's been different than usual. I don't know. For the first time in forever I feel sort of like a person, like not completely empty, but empty enough so that what I do have just shakes around and has no ( Read more... )

Happy FUCKING Mothers' Day.

You know that really disgusted shuddering sound Sideshow Bob makes when he's angry?
That's how I feel all the time.