But I Am The Hammer II - Castiel, Elle Bishop - SPN/Heroes - Crack!fic- [1/1]

Jan 11, 2009 23:30

Title: But I Am The Hammer II
Author: force-oblique
Rating: PG-13 - ;) innuendo (nothing graphic just talking - mostly censored for your blushing eyes lol)
Disclaimer: I don't own anything! :P
Characters/Pairings: Castiel/Elle Bishop - mostly poor Castiel's POV, Claire Bennet cameo
Spoilers/Warnings: General fic - no spoiler, Crack!Fic

Summary: “We are ANGELS ( Read more... )

heroes fanfiction, crossover fanfiction, supernatural fanfiction, fiction, fanfiction, fic, elle bishop, castiel, supernatural

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force_oblique January 11 2009, 20:07:54 UTC
LMAO!!!
You meanie!! =P
Dean is not that Short!! LOL

you have to respect The DEAN!!!

I love this hun!

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sotiria_auth January 11 2009, 20:48:57 UTC
OMFG!!
I loved the first part!
It was lollarious!!!!

And this? rotfl:
“We are ANGELS, we DON’T have sex!! Is that understood?” he shouted, ignoring the pointed, disapproving looks he got of the other angels around him since he said the “s” word.

“Liar! And how were Nephilims born, huh?”
“Do I look like an obstetrician?” LOL

*Sweet Mother of Jesus, she is one step away from talking our young angels into shooting porn in heaven!!
I can already see the titles on the deluxe dvd sets..:
“Fucking Grace…literally”, “My cock-y Angel”, “Ass-azeal the naughty angel”, “Cracking The Heavens”, “The Back ‘Door’ to Heaven” with Elle Bis-HOP * LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

"Wow, for being so close to God, you surely pray a lot. What's the matter? He needs all the good luck He can get?" *g*

"Keep it up like this, Castiel and we are going to reassign you to the Choir!” Michael’s voice threatened from inside his chamber ( ... )

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force_oblique January 11 2009, 20:50:49 UTC
Hehe I wanted to continue it for so long but I have been having all those problems with my hard disk and all so I pushed it back! lol

Haha, dude that's the whole friggin story you have quoted! =P

Damn, I thought I went a bit over the top with the naughty talk in this one....
But at least I am not describing anything...I am just implying...
Should I change the rating? XDD

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sotiria_auth January 11 2009, 20:52:48 UTC
I know Kellogs, it's ok! :)
But you should have posted it like ages ago... i mean I am sure you had it ready right?
And hehe you do realize this calls for a next part for a sequel to the sequel!! LMAO

I wonder what ways will Castiel think of to entertain her! lol

Hmm, yeah now that you mention it maybe you should change the rating! lol

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force_oblique January 11 2009, 20:58:07 UTC
Heeh thanks γλυκούλι!

Yeah, I know, I should but I had no time to finish it.. I had like the little chats and everything but I had to write the story to connect them! lol

It does? Well, I am not prepared for a sequel to the sequel....is that even possible? How would it be called? lol

Awwws, you naughty you!!!!
I am sure as an angel he has a shining intellect and can come up with something! lol ... Like Chess... mwahahahha

Erm, yeah..if anyone complains.. I probably will! lol

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motylik January 11 2009, 21:36:07 UTC
LMAO. LOL. This is hilarious. LOL

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force_oblique January 11 2009, 21:49:11 UTC
Hehe!
Thanks, I am glad you liked it!

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bugeyedmonster January 11 2009, 21:50:42 UTC
Well, that was whacked. lol!

Keep writing!

(^_^)/
BEM

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force_oblique January 11 2009, 21:52:09 UTC
Hehe thanks so much! <3
I think it was less whacked than the first part though! I mean I think so? =P XD

Glad you liked it!

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bringthefate January 13 2009, 03:13:32 UTC
*gigglesnorts* XDDDD Poor Castiel! *huggles him* Oh Kelly this is just priceless...more plz?

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force_oblique January 13 2009, 20:50:47 UTC
Hehe!!! <33
I friggin love him!!
I am so glad you still like it! Heeh!
I might If I have anough inspiration! :)

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