But I Am The Hammer II - Castiel, Elle Bishop - SPN/Heroes - Crack!fic- [1/1]
Title: But I Am The Hammer II
Author: force-oblique
Rating: PG-13 - ;) innuendo (nothing graphic just talking - mostly censored for your blushing eyes lol)
Disclaimer: I don't own anything! :P
Characters/Pairings: Castiel/Elle Bishop - mostly poor Castiel's POV, Claire Bennet cameo
Spoilers/Warnings: General fic - no spoiler, Crack!Fic
Summary: “We are ANGELS ( Read more... )
Author: force-oblique
Rating: PG-13 - ;) innuendo (nothing graphic just talking - mostly censored for your blushing eyes lol)
Disclaimer: I don't own anything! :P
Characters/Pairings: Castiel/Elle Bishop - mostly poor Castiel's POV, Claire Bennet cameo
Spoilers/Warnings: General fic - no spoiler, Crack!Fic
Summary: “We are ANGELS ( Read more... )
I loved the first part!
It was lollarious!!!!
And this? rotfl:
“We are ANGELS, we DON’T have sex!! Is that understood?” he shouted, ignoring the pointed, disapproving looks he got of the other angels around him since he said the “s” word.
“Liar! And how were Nephilims born, huh?”
“Do I look like an obstetrician?” LOL
*Sweet Mother of Jesus, she is one step away from talking our young angels into shooting porn in heaven!!
I can already see the titles on the deluxe dvd sets..:
“Fucking Grace…literally”, “My cock-y Angel”, “Ass-azeal the naughty angel”, “Cracking The Heavens”, “The Back ‘Door’ to Heaven” with Elle Bis-HOP * LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
"Wow, for being so close to God, you surely pray a lot. What's the matter? He needs all the good luck He can get?" *g*
"Keep it up like this, Castiel and we are going to reassign you to the Choir!” Michael’s voice threatened from inside his chamber ( ... )
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Haha, dude that's the whole friggin story you have quoted! =P
Damn, I thought I went a bit over the top with the naughty talk in this one....
But at least I am not describing anything...I am just implying...
Should I change the rating? XDD
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But you should have posted it like ages ago... i mean I am sure you had it ready right?
And hehe you do realize this calls for a next part for a sequel to the sequel!! LMAO
I wonder what ways will Castiel think of to entertain her! lol
Hmm, yeah now that you mention it maybe you should change the rating! lol
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Yeah, I know, I should but I had no time to finish it.. I had like the little chats and everything but I had to write the story to connect them! lol
It does? Well, I am not prepared for a sequel to the sequel....is that even possible? How would it be called? lol
Awwws, you naughty you!!!!
I am sure as an angel he has a shining intellect and can come up with something! lol ... Like Chess... mwahahahha
Erm, yeah..if anyone complains.. I probably will! lol
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I know but you know what they say you have to post it while it is hot and it sells! Hahahaha!
Oh yes connecting the dots can be hard!
I have no idea... sesequel? hahahahaha
I am naughty and I have a dirty mind... I should be i the porn industry! lmao!
Chess? o_0 maybe Strip Chess? LOL
Okies...
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Mine never sells... it's just for fun! lol
Very hard if I may say...it was a bitch! lol
SESEquel? ROTFL!! Interesting and inspired though~ lol
Heeh in the porn industry? dude noooo... I would be embarassed to know you!!
Strip Chess? o_0
I swear you have the weirdest ideas and only you could think o a way to make something as dull as chess SEXY!! LMAO!!
You ruin everything! lol
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SESEquel FTW!!! <3
You would be embarassed, really? Imagine the cool dudes I could introduce you too!
Of course they would *uck for a living but that's another story! lol
Yay!
Strip Chess FTW!!!
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other people won't be able to understand us when we talk! lol
Yeah cool dudes but all they will do is *uck* lol
Strip Chess... I think we should pimp this out! rotfl
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Thanks hun!
I am so glad you liked it!!
Hehe, I am honored!
Well yeah I do it for the lolls....what else is there? lol =P XDD
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