The other day I saw a homeless guy on the street. He asked me for money to buy crack. I appreciated his honesty, and I had a couple of bucks on me, so I gave him all I had.

A few hours later, I saw the guy again, and he was buying a sandwich!!! With the money I gave him!Dammit ( Read more... )

I used to be in the Boy Scouts, but I got thrown out for eating a brownie.

Things that I hate (a short list).

• Animated user icons
  
• Animated emotion thingies
  
• Spelling words such as "you" with insufficient letters
  
• Improper capitalization
  
• Using numbers instead of letters, or any "leet" crap
  
• Typing the word "heart", as in "I heart you"
  
• Strange ASCII strings which are supposed to be pictures
  
• Large pictures without cuts
  
• Online ( Read more... )

Holy crap, it's been eons since I've updated this thing ( Read more... )

(I read this somewhere last week)

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall
and all the king's horses
and all the king's men
had omelets

I just went into a public bathroom, and it smelled like pizza.

I really really really don't want to know why.

Okay kids, your lesson in irony for the day:

I signed into this account and started reading comments to my earlier post. I answered one comment, and glanced out the window.

It was raining.

My sunroof was open.

Dammit!

Still, I just have to laugh, even though I got rained on closing it....

Here is something I've been wondering: why do you have to have your key in the ignition, and have it turned (partially) on, in order to close your car's windows? I ask this because I cannot conceive of a situation in which somebody would maliciously roll my windows up. I don't think there is any situation in which I want security-control over the ( Read more... )

I was talking to a coworker today, and we were discussing the fact that often you see really hot women with ugly guys - or at least with guys who aren't the "standard" of attractive ( Read more... )

If kumquats are outlawed, then only outlaws will have kumquats.