MP3's
Holy crap, it's been eons since I've updated this thing!
Where have I been? Well, I was kidnapped. The thing is: I'd been pirating way too many MP3's, so the RIAA kidnapped me. They came in the dead of night and wrapped me in CD liners so I couldn't see anything, then they spun me right 'round and dragged me to their hideout kicking and screaming. They made me listen to boy bands until I begged for mercy. It made my knees shake, my fingernails bleed, and all of my hair fall out.
I kid you not. I wouldn't lie about something this serious.
Then I found the answer. I gave them back their damn MP3's. Once I'd given all of them back, they let me go. Janis Joplin found me wandering around on the highway with no memory of who I was or where I'd been. Fortunately she took me home and nursed me back to health. It took me until yesterday to recover my memory and my LJ password.
So here I am. Don't want to suffer the same fate as I did? Are you afraid of Janis Joplin's nursing skills? Do you like your hair?? Then send all your MP3's back. Here's how:
http://www.sendthemback.org/
Where have I been? Well, I was kidnapped. The thing is: I'd been pirating way too many MP3's, so the RIAA kidnapped me. They came in the dead of night and wrapped me in CD liners so I couldn't see anything, then they spun me right 'round and dragged me to their hideout kicking and screaming. They made me listen to boy bands until I begged for mercy. It made my knees shake, my fingernails bleed, and all of my hair fall out.
I kid you not. I wouldn't lie about something this serious.
Then I found the answer. I gave them back their damn MP3's. Once I'd given all of them back, they let me go. Janis Joplin found me wandering around on the highway with no memory of who I was or where I'd been. Fortunately she took me home and nursed me back to health. It took me until yesterday to recover my memory and my LJ password.
So here I am. Don't want to suffer the same fate as I did? Are you afraid of Janis Joplin's nursing skills? Do you like your hair?? Then send all your MP3's back. Here's how:
http://www.sendthemback.org/