Miami Lice

[footnotefetish]

I noticed on the drive home from Borders that someone spray-painted "FUCK ARABS" behind the plaza where Gandhi Cuisine of India is located. Immediately I started to think of ways I could alter the message to make it into something I could agree with. Social or political commentary would take a lot of modification, so I thought it might be simpler

Comments

[azadnama]

Make it say FUCK SCARABS.

[footnotefetish]

But I like little beetles! They're cute.

[lilituc]

Don't forget, crabs are also against the Bible: http://www.godhatesshrimp.com/

[footnotefetish]

Sweet! I should make it say "FUCK CRABS" and then spray-paint the URL for that Web site underneath. People need to be reminded that they are not only going to Hell for having consensual, homosexual sex, but also for going to Joe's Crab Shack.

We should take this one step further and start outing fundamentalist pastors who are seen eating shrimp, crabs, and lobster in public.

[poopsmoothie]

Yeah, the pop science articles from the last week seem to say we're smart homos. I'm down with that.

I like the crabs idea, but you could also just cross it out. Or insert a comma between the two words and add "are awesome". I mean, that's still kind of weird, but positive.

[footnotefetish]

Yeah, the pop science articles from the last week seem to say we're smart homos. I'm down with that.

Yeah, I saw in siyeh's LiveJournal that some Christian dude is claiming that soyfoods make people gay. If that's the case, the tofu section of the supermarket must be a great place for gay guys to cruise for other guys.

I would put the British Medical Journal above pop science, but then it's really just one study (albeit a study with a relatively large cohort), and since it was just published this week, we have yet to see any peer review of it.

I like the crabs idea, but you could also just cross it out. Or insert a comma between the two words and add "are awesome". I mean, that's still kind of weird, but positive.

I do like the idea of letting the world know that Arabs are awesome. It would be quicker to spray-paint "sexy," though.

[poopsmoothie]

And just as true. I mean, look at me.

[footnotefetish]

Are you Arabic?

[footnotefetish]

It's definitely more fun to watch me get cruised by gay guys.

I wish I could have been there to eat the other half of your burrito.