Miami Lice

[footnotefetish]

I noticed on the drive home from Borders that someone spray-painted "FUCK ARABS" behind the plaza where Gandhi Cuisine of India is located. Immediately I started to think of ways I could alter the message to make it into something I could agree with. Social or political commentary would take a lot of modification, so I thought it might be simpler

Comments

[poopsmoothie]

Yeah, the pop science articles from the last week seem to say we're smart homos. I'm down with that.

I like the crabs idea, but you could also just cross it out. Or insert a comma between the two words and add "are awesome". I mean, that's still kind of weird, but positive.

[footnotefetish]

Yeah, the pop science articles from the last week seem to say we're smart homos. I'm down with that.

Yeah, I saw in siyeh's LiveJournal that some Christian dude is claiming that soyfoods make people gay. If that's the case, the tofu section of the supermarket must be a great place for gay guys to cruise for other guys.

I would put the British Medical Journal above pop science, but then it's really just one study (albeit a study with a relatively large cohort), and since it was just published this week, we have yet to see any peer review of it.

I like the crabs idea, but you could also just cross it out. Or insert a comma between the two words and add "are awesome". I mean, that's still kind of weird, but positive.

I do like the idea of letting the world know that Arabs are awesome. It would be quicker to spray-paint "sexy," though.

[poopsmoothie]

And just as true. I mean, look at me.

[footnotefetish]

Are you Arabic?

[poopsmoothie]

Kind of. I'm half Berber, so some Arab, some African.

[tabort]

Dammit! I was wondering why I kept craving penis with my soy latte!!!

[footnotefetish]

Throw in a tofu pudding cake and you'll be ready to join an all-male orgy!