[WELCOME TO THE DEVIL'S NEST. A COZY PLACE TO FEED YOUR ALCOHOLISM. THE PRICE ISN'T TOO BAD AND THE ATMOSPHERE IS OKAY AS LONG AS YOU CAN LOOK PAST ED'S TACKY STATUES.]
[And now we have our owner, a Greed behind a bar, looking bored.]
Fuck, this place is getting boring. Where the hell did everyone go?
*Containment unit number four, a wire hampster-cage, has successfully been gnawed through. I have escaped the annoying girl's clutches once again! Not because I have anywhere better to be, but it's the principle of the matter. It's important for her to know that my awesome can not be contained.*
*Hops down to the bottom of the stairs and looks around the corner at the assembled patrons and bar-monkies.*
What the hell are you talking about, dipshit? Kids come in here all the time! The blond bitch lets them have the run of the place!
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I think we found ourselves just the place, Xing.
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Welcome and all that. We've got just about damn near anything you can think of.
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[set's down some absinthe in front of you.]
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No, its a kid.]
Hey. Hey you.
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Hey wait. No he isn't. Walks over to.]
Prince guy? When did you get big?
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*Hiiii Greed. <3 Have a bored Roy coming to join you in said boredom.*
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[Oh hai, what'll it be?]
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*Aren't I supposed to be working?*
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*Hops down to the bottom of the stairs and looks around the corner at the assembled patrons and bar-monkies.*
What the hell are you talking about, dipshit? Kids come in here all the time! The blond bitch lets them have the run of the place!
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I dunno, but I bet it's your fault.
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