OBLIGATORY OPEN DRINK ALL YOU WANT POST

[minionsget]

[WELCOME TO THE DEVIL'S NEST. A COZY PLACE TO FEED YOUR ALCOHOLISM. THE PRICE ISN'T TOO BAD AND THE ATMOSPHERE IS OKAY AS LONG AS YOU CAN LOOK PAST ED'S TACKY STATUES.]

[And now we have our owner, a Greed behind a bar, looking bored.]

Fuck, this place is getting boring. Where the hell did everyone go?