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[minionsget]

[WELCOME TO THE DEVIL'S NEST. A COZY PLACE TO FEED YOUR ALCOHOLISM. THE PRICE ISN'T TOO BAD AND THE ATMOSPHERE IS OKAY AS LONG AS YOU CAN LOOK PAST ED'S TACKY STATUES.]

[And now we have our owner, a Greed behind a bar, looking bored.]

Fuck, this place is getting boring. Where the hell did everyone go?

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[drachmanassualt]

[Here comes a lovely lady with Xing himself behind her.]

I think we found ourselves just the place, Xing.

[minionsget]

[Eyebrow raise. Now, this is new. They didn't look like anyone he'd seen before and the chick was kind of hot. hm.]

Welcome and all that. We've got just about damn near anything you can think of.

[drachmanassualt]

Gimme your strongest.

[minionsget]

[Grins, he likes this chick.]

[set's down some absinthe in front of you.]

[drachmanassualt]

[Oh man she puts that down like nobodies business. Holycrapthiswoman. When finished she lets out a satisfied gasp of air and grins.]

So, who here runs the place?

[minionsget]

[Holy shit that was cool. He'll be putting some more down in front of you.]

You're lookin' at 'em.

[drachmanassualt]

[She'll pick up the glass, but won't drink again. Yet.]

Oh? I've never had the manager be my bartender before.

[eastern_recluse]

If you say so.

[drachmanassualt]

Sit down, have a drink.

[eastern_recluse]

Aiya, fine, yes. I will have a little!

[drachmanassualt]

Don't be a stick in the mud, Xing.

[eastern_recluse]

I am not a stick in the mud! I do not want to be heavily intoxicated while I am trapped in Amestris' city!

[drachmanassualt]

Live a little, Xing. If Amestris shows his ugly mug I'll kill him.

[eastern_recluse]

...

[Knocks back a glass. He can drink, thank you, he just doesn't like this western crap.]

If he is killed, how will we get home.

[drachmanassualt]

If he's killed we could make this our home.

[eastern_recluse]

I do not want this to be my home. My home is across the desert and that is where it will always be.