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[princessalfons]

Why does everyone think my last name is Heiderich?

Is Alfons Mustang really a strange name?

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[otouto_al]

Well... most people who look like you.... are a Heiderich.

One... umm... one of them is actually my g-girlfriend.

...and there are also a lot of men with that name too, one of which is from the same world as me.

I think you're actually the first one I've met that didn't have the last name Heiderich, actually.

[princessalfons]

.....!!!!!!!!!!!!

*Alfons gasps.*

You mean there's a version of me who has a boyfriend?! Dad won't let me even look at boys that way until I'm older.

...

The first one without the name Heiderich...?

But Edward has the last name Heiderich! How can anyone want to be related to that jerk?

[otouto_al]

....most Edwards are Edward Elrics. Like... my brother.

Little does she know Ed and Al are actually related...Ed just gave Al the seat of Crown Prince.

[princessalfons]

But the Prince is Alphonse Elric!

Someone like Edward could never be related to someone like the Prince...

[thundara_song]

...

Mustang? ...that creepy thief?

Erm, well...most Alfons's here have the last name 'Heiderich'. Maybe that explains it, Miss?

[princessalfons]

.....!

A thie--

...............

*Calm down. Calm down. Calm down...Her Father wasn't a thief. He was just another version of him.

ANd though he looked like Edward...he was being polite. He was being polite to her so that was a good sign.*

...My Father isn't a thief. He's a great Hero--he saved the Kingdom when the Devil's Army came to take it over.

...

And you can call me Alfons.

Dad only calls girls he takes into his bedroom 'miss', and so it's weird to be called the same title.

Though why would they want the last name Heiderich? Having it means that they're related to Edward Heiderich, which would be a nightmare.

[thundara_song]

...a great Hero? ...well, it's good to know he's doing something better for himself than he does in my world.

Sorry, then. I meant no insult to your father. -He offers a small smile, scratching the back of his head-

...oh? S-sorry. I'll be sure not to call you that again, Alfons.

Edward Heiderich? well...I figured they were just born with the last name... I guess it's a good thing my lover is taking on my last name, then...

[princessalfons]

Yes, Dad is amazing! He's a bit of an idiot sometimes, and tends to get a bit protective of me, but I love him more than anyone in the world.

But what's he do in your world? Is he a...thief? I've beaten up thieves before...one also tried to do bad things to me, until...until Edward saved me.

...It's okay. *She smiles brightly. Unlike some of the other Alfonses, she really is a happy child. If not raised oddly.* You didn't mean it in a bad way. If you had meant to take me into your bedroom, I'd have to set your lower regions on fire. That's what Dad always said I should do if a man tried to do those sorts of things to me.

Edward Heiderich is the worst. He's rude, and I can't stand him. *Though she's blushing as she says this. It's obvious that she doesn't REALLY hate him. Ah, childhood.* !!! You have a lover? What's that like?

[edmunculus]

... Mustang?

Who are you?

[princessalfons]

*Ho shi--another Edward.*

I'm Alfons Mustang--daughter of the Hero, Roy Mustang.

...

Who are you?

[edmunculus]

Daughter of .. Roy? *He actually smirked at that, watching her* Good to see he had a family somewhere, at least.

I'm Edward. *And that was it, no other explanation was offered.*

[princessalfons]

You mean Dad didn't have a family where you were from? *Her eyes lower, sadly.* Uncle Maes told me that I was the best thing that could have happened to Dad, and Dad and I are really close.

...I can't seem to picture him without a family...

Edward?

................

*He's nothing like that jerk at all! He's too quiet. And he hasn't insulted her height yet. Damn her tallness!

She smiles.*

It's good to make your acquaintance, Edward. How do you do?

[slytherinfuhrer]

Mustang, really? *raises one eyebrow*

[princessalfons]

!!!!!!!!!!!

DAD?!

[slytherinfuhrer]

... *smiles*
No. But it's good to know I am a father in some world.

[princessalfons]

......

You just...

*Alfons face falls, a bit disappointed.*

Oh...

[edward_niisan]

I know how you feel. Everyone here seem to think I am Edward Elric. *makes a face*

[princessalfons]

Really?

What's your real name?

[edward_niisan]

Edward van Hohenheim

[princessalfons]

Edward Van Hohenheim?

...

Like, Sir Hohenheim?!

That's the same name as my Magic teacher...