Title: Recipe For Disaster
Author: capnhoozits
Series: Brotherhood/Manga
Word Count: 1734
Rating: T
Characters: Solf, the Homonculus clan, Martel
Summary: It’s Big Daddy’s birthday. Attendance is mandatory.
Author's note: I was thinking of Thanksgiving dinner, but that’s not an Amestrian thing. Part of my FullMeta!Alchemist series.
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Title: Secrets
Author: capnhoozits
Series: Brotherhood/Manga
Word Count: 249
Rating: G
Characters: Winry, her firstborn, and Scar
Summary: Scar lets something slip in the face of cuteness.
Author's note: This is connected to my previous Ishval entries.
Disclaimer: Fullmetal Alchemist belongs to the people to whom it belongs, which is not me.

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Title: Buttercream
Author: capnhoozits
Series: Brotherhood/Manga, I guess
Word Count: 527
Rating: T
Characters: Kimblee and Lust
Summary: Another installment of my FullMeta!Alchemist series.
Author's note: I was actually totally sober when I wrote this.
Disclaimer: I do this for love, not money.

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Title: Secrets
Author: capnhoozits
Series: Brotherhood/Manga
Word Count: 872
Rating: G
Characters: Ed and Winry's firstborn, and Scar
Summary: Dr. "Rocky" spends a little time with his patient.
Author's note: This is connected to my previous Ishval entries.
Disclaimer: Disclaim, datclaim. I ain't makin' any money.

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Title: Storyteller
Author: capnhoozits
Series: Brotherhood/Manga
Word Count: 236
Rating: G
Characters: Scar and his wee students
Summary: Scar faces competition in the storytelling department
Author's note: This started out as one thing and ended up as quite another.
Disclaimer: Disclaim, datclaim. I ain't makin' any money.

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Title: Grandma's Attic
Author: capnhoozits
Series: Brotherhood/Manga (post series)
Word Count: 248
Rating: G
Characters: Ed and Winry
Summary: Winry goes exploring.
Disclaimer: I do this for love, not money.

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Title: Team Player
Author: capnhoozits
Series: Brotherhood/Manga
Word Count: 428
Rating: G
Characters: Yoki
Summary: Yoki is a snivelling drip, but even he gets to be a hero.
Disclaimer: I do this for love, not money.

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Title: First, Do No Harm
Author: capnhoozits
Series: Brotherhood/Manga Episode 22/Chapter 61
Word Count: 2047
Rating: G
Characters: Urey Rockbell, Sara Rockbell, Scar, a couple other Ishvalans
Summary: What if the Rockbells hadn't run out of sedatives? Technically one canon change, but it would have far-reaching consequences. Kind of long, but not ( Read more... )

Title: The Hermit
Author: capnhoozits
Series: Brotherhood/Manga
Word Count: 498
Rating: G
Characters: Berthold Hawkeye
Summary: Master Hawkeye has really only had one love. Set pre-manga.
Disclaimer: I do this for love, not money.

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Title: Make a Virtue Out Of Necessity
Author: capnhoozits
Series: Brotherhood/Manga
Word Count: 1907
Rating: T
Characters: Winry, Ed, Scar, Roy, Riza, Miles
Summary: Ed and Winry lingered a little too long on their honeymoon.
Author's note: I thought this idiom originally came from Shakespeare's Two Gentlemen of Verona, but it actually goes farther ( Read more... )