Foolish Twits

[flwyd]

I just realized that I'd posted a bunch of great one-liners to my Twitter feed but hadn't added to my signature quote file. I'd forgotten a bunch of these jokes, so I'm glad to see Twitter is solving the role of my mom's "Write it down!" pleas from my youth

Comments

[randomdreams]

I love some of these!
Isn't it traditional for google employees to write their own languages? You could write one with maneuvers.
Arguably most of the commands in Befunge are maneuvers.