Fluffzilla's List - The things Sadhbh is no longer allowed to do in her wedding

[fluffworld]

1. I am not allowed to insist the ceremony be started with quotes from Princess Bride, "Mawwaige, the sacwed awwangement, is why we ah gathewed hewe today...Love, Twue Love.."
2. Also unsuited to the ceremony's opening  is anything from Full Metal Jacket or Terminator 2.
3. Also, I am not allowed to make the celebrant dress as Elvis.
4. I am also not allowed to

Comments

[lenfant_de_jeu]

doesn't mean you can't do any of these things at the dress rehearsal :D

[wyrdness]

Pft, what's the point of getting married if you can't do/ get any of those things at the wedding?

Not only are velociraptors (wearing pants and hats with matching handbags) awesome presents, they also bring their own presents too. That's how considerate they are.

[fluffworld]

...I am now completely in love with this velociraptor. Someone warn the groom.

[wyrdness]

I'm sure he'll come to understand that though the love for dinosaurs comes before everything, there is still room in your heart for him as well. Who knows, in time he may even come to love the velociraptor as well if he would only let it devour in to his heart.

[scimon]

Oh ho ho ho ho.

Trying to think of something witty to say but I'm laughing too damm hard.

[fluffworld]

Well, the way I see it, it's not that punch-ups are banned but rather claiming that they are lucky and needed to bless the wedding.

I quoted Game of Thrones - "A Dothraki wedding without at least three deaths is considered a dull affair" - and people started looking worried.

[mollydot]

"I swear I will not kill anyone" should be part of every wedding vow.