Fluffzilla's List - The things Sadhbh is no longer allowed to do in her wedding

[fluffworld]

1. I am not allowed to insist the ceremony be started with quotes from Princess Bride, "Mawwaige, the sacwed awwangement, is why we ah gathewed hewe today...Love, Twue Love.."
2. Also unsuited to the ceremony's opening  is anything from Full Metal Jacket or Terminator 2.
3. Also, I am not allowed to make the celebrant dress as Elvis.
4. I am also not allowed to

Comments

[madmiss]

...#1 ... how else are weddings supposed to start?

[nenkah]

When two of my friends got married, the groom leaned in and whispered "you are my wife now daaaave."

[0olong]

While this is great reading, it is also 22 minor disappointments.