SLIIIIIGHTLY DRUNK. SLIGHTY,  SLIGHTY DRUNK! HEY!

Wooooo, I can sing a tuuune.

Is it Halloween yet? I want to see if my Andie outfit will pull the new guy anyone. Oh yes. Unless Phillip shows up and wants to shag me again. Then I may have trouble choosing.

OH WHY DID YOU LEAVE ME PHILLIP?

When is this Halloween Party?
Can I go as Andie?
Why is Peeves in my bathroom?
Why is there a hot French guy in my bedroom?

If anyone would like to enlighten me, please feel free.

I have come out of the walls and duvets to announce...

IT'S MY BIRTHDAY ON SATURDAY!

mischief and alcohol I want, I want.

So everyone must be having excellent summer holidays that they do not find the need to communicate any more.

I just want to share one thing.

His name is Phillip.

I have recovered from Dragon Pox! How convenient!

Who's doing what? I'm bored.