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[floreanforte]

SLIIIIIGHTLY DRUNK. SLIGHTY,  SLIGHTY DRUNK! HEY!

Wooooo, I can sing a tuuune.

Is it Halloween yet? I want to see if my Andie outfit will pull the new guy anyone. Oh yes. Unless Phillip shows up and wants to shag me again. Then I may have trouble choosing.

OH WHY DID YOU LEAVE ME PHILLIP?

Comments

[hi_im_jonty]

Don't you dare pass out until you've helped me decide on a costume for this party, Florean. Where are you anyway?

And who's Phillip? You haven't mentioned him yet.

[floreanforte]

I never pass out! I'm man enough to vomit and sober up a bit if need be!

Andie is great at picking costumes. I'm not. Right now I'm thinking you should go as Inspector Rex. But you don't even know who that is! And he's a dog! I think...

I'm... in the commonroom I think. The blinding yellow is somewhat of a hint, though it could be the sun.

Phillip was my summer girl! And he was only for the summer.

[hi_im_jonty]

Delightful, make sure you don't vomit on some poor unsuspecting first year. You may give them a bit of a fright.

I'll have to ask her then. As lovely as Inspector Rex undoubtedly is, I hear the theme is sexy so a dog probably isn't the right way to go.

I might come and find you in a bit before you do something silly, I wouldn't want to miss it.

Ah,good I see.

[floreanforte]

They'll live. It's not like vomit is the worst thing they'll get covered in in their lives. And it's Florean Fortescue's vomit. It's an honour!

It's true. This is why you should ask Andie. When it comes to costumes, I'm good for glitter and that's it.

You should. The sofa is eating me. I've lost two quills in it already.

Yes. He left rather suddenly so I'd feeling rather lonely. Though that might be because the sofa ate everyone in the commonroom.