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[floppyhair]

Fact Sheet!

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[jonnylee_boy]

You're bloody fantastic, Hugh, if I should say so myself...which I did. Ha.

Would you like some caramel coffee?

[floppyhair]

Always nice to meet a fan! I'd LOVE some. You look familiar, have I seen you before?

[jonnylee_boy]

*extends hand* Jonny Lee Miller, I was in Trainspotting, Melinda and Melinda and Dracula 2000. I've seen many of your movies, I thought you and Colin were bloody fantastic in Love, Acutally

[floppyhair]

Oh my god, Sick Boy! I'm an idiot. I recognise you now! *shakes hand eagerly* And oh, thankyou. That one was lots of fun to be a part of.

[miller__lite]

Aw! You're the best fag ever, Hugh. I fucking love you.

(Do you have plans tomorrow night? I've sort of...put you up for auction. Er, I mentioned that, right? A charity thing for Alpha Chi Omega...should be a laugh. It's for a good cause, and I know Firth loves that shit! He'll be v. proud.)

[floppyhair]

Darling! Lovely as ever. I fucking love you too.

(Ah. ...well, if it's for a good cause, I suppose there can't be any problem. ...oh GOD what if no one bids on me? Who's my competition? I need to LOSE five pounds. SIENNA. I AM OLD AND I HAVE CROWS FEET AND NO ONE WILL BUY ME.)

Would you like a drink? I'm having one.

[miller__lite]

Hugh Grant, insecure? Is this the Apocalypse?

Sweetie, you are PERFECT. I promise. Scout's honour. Pinky swear. Cross my heart and hope to die, stick a needle in my eye. If we had a secret handshake I would do it. Etcetera.

Sure, though. Got any tequila?

[floppyhair]

I am a big flabby BAG of insecurities. And if no one buys me, I will cry on your shoulder. And you will be shamed.

Tequila, yes! *considers pouring some for you, but instead offers the bottle*