Aw! You're the best fag ever, Hugh. I fucking love you.
(Do you have plans tomorrow night? I've sort of...put you up for auction. Er, I mentioned that, right? A charity thing for Alpha Chi Omega...should be a laugh. It's for a good cause, and I know Firth loves that shit! He'll be v. proud.)
(Ah. ...well, if it's for a good cause, I suppose there can't be any problem. ...oh GOD what if no one bids on me? Who's my competition? I need to LOSE five pounds. SIENNA. I AM OLD AND I HAVE CROWS FEET AND NO ONE WILL BUY ME.)
Sweetie, you are PERFECT. I promise. Scout's honour. Pinky swear. Cross my heart and hope to die, stick a needle in my eye. If we had a secret handshake I would do it. Etcetera.
(Do you have plans tomorrow night? I've sort of...put you up for auction. Er, I mentioned that, right? A charity thing for Alpha Chi Omega...should be a laugh. It's for a good cause, and I know Firth loves that shit! He'll be v. proud.)
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(Ah. ...well, if it's for a good cause, I suppose there can't be any problem. ...oh GOD what if no one bids on me? Who's my competition? I need to LOSE five pounds. SIENNA. I AM OLD AND I HAVE CROWS FEET AND NO ONE WILL BUY ME.)
Would you like a drink? I'm having one.
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Sweetie, you are PERFECT. I promise. Scout's honour. Pinky swear. Cross my heart and hope to die, stick a needle in my eye. If we had a secret handshake I would do it. Etcetera.
Sure, though. Got any tequila?
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Tequila, yes! *considers pouring some for you, but instead offers the bottle*
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So. What have you been up to? Where's Firth? *sips delicately, fighting the urge to chug*
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