Hello.

Why yes, this IS a post written solely to show off my shiny new user icon!

I am fantastic Uncle Hugh. Giver of sips of booze. Promiser of strippers and lap dances on sixteenth birthdays. Oh yes.

Also I make fantastic eggnog. Little bit of egg, whole lot of nog.

God bless us, every one!

All right, you sorry lot - Vote for No. 2 or I'll sit you down and force you to watch all my films. EVEN "OUR SONS".

COLIN MARJORIE FIRTH IF YOU DO NOT COME OUT FROM UNDER THE PIANO THERE WILL BE NO SEX FOR A MONTH. I AM NOT BRINGING YOU ANYMORE MEALS THERE.

HA. AHAHAHA.

Firth. Surrender.

I would like to posit that with the above evidence and the Four Weddings and a Funeral scene, it was I who began the wet shirt trend (in the study, with the lead pipe ...and both Miss Scarlet and Mrs White, insert your own "dirty bitch" joke here).

Yes. I win.

Sincerely,

Hugh JM Grant

( Hmm. )

( Heeeeeee. )

( Oh, I am not. )

Darling, let's throw a dinner party.

...And charge for admission. Hee!

No. Really. Can we?

( Tentative Guest List for OUR DINNER PARTY )

*shows up at Rupert's with a bottle of cheap wine, lots of curry, and no fashion sense whatsoever*

*knocks on the door nervously*

I've been staring at this screen for 15 minutes now. nothing to say.

Well, that's never stopped me before. How is anyone who may stumble upon this? Weather was actually rather nice tonight.

please distract it's very quiet

nevermind, going to bed.