Kingdom's football team name suggestion for Sebaz conquered up memories of the one and only time I was on jury duty.

It was way back in December of 1989, and I was fresh out of high school the previous spring. That's when the city of Elyria called upon me to be part of a jury for a trail for a dude who got raped at the county jail.

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Smells like dead bearded wrestlers in here.....

So the other morning I wanted to set my across the street neighbor on fire. He decided to do some yardwork with his radio blaring, awaking me at 10:30am (about three hours before I usually get up).

It was bad enough that he violated Rule #1, which is Don't wake Chuck up with your loud music, ass. The ( Read more... )

Hillbilly Jim is in the semifinals!


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Porkchop Cash wins big over Gorilla Monsoon

On to the Quarterfinals!


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Pampiro Firpo beats out my illigitamite dad, Bugsy McGraw


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Brody wins easily


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Sir Oliver Humperdink squeeks past Cuban Assassin #1


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Moondog Spot advances......

Round 1 - Match 5


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Jimmy Valiant nearly sweeps Kamala to advance

Round 1 - Match 4


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Hillbilly Jim wins over Giant Haystacks.

Remember, you are voting for the beard, not necessarily the wrestler.

Round 1 - Match 3


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