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[flapjackmaniac]

Smells like dead bearded wrestlers in here.....

So the other morning I wanted to set my across the street neighbor on fire. He decided to do some yardwork with his radio blaring, awaking me at 10:30am (about three hours before I usually get up).

It was bad enough that he violated Rule #1, which is Don't wake Chuck up with your loud music, ass. The

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[sebastiandark]

did you stab him the temple w/ an unsharpened #1 pencil ( i like #1 better than #2.. its a little harder and breaks through bone better) and then light said pencil on fire, than just before it burns out, pee it out...

Thats what I would have done
especially if it was dave matthews playing