I <3 Vrakky! :-D

Hahaha, tasteless subject line I know, but check this out:

Weddings and Funerals: A wedding and a funeral have the same basic elements: guests, a church, music, flowers. A wedding takes 6 months to a year to plan. A funeral takes 3 days to plan.

Just my two cents! (Possibly not worth that much, though.)

Carolyn Hax: Reason? The person who ( Read more... )

Life is real, life is earnest
and the grave is not its goal
"Dust to dust thou art returnest"
was not spoken of the soul.

So much going on in my head these days. So much.

Also, what the hell kind of sentence is "art returnest"? Crazy Emerson.

Google tells me it was, in fact, Longfellow, and the actual line is thus:

Life is real! Life is ( Read more... )

RIP my computer battery. :-( Now, the question becomes, do I buy another one and put off buying a new computer for another year? Do I just buy the new computer? (Answer: No.) Do I buy the battery and buy the new computer a little later, but sooner than "next year"? Do I just suck it up with no battery?

Decisions, decisions. Le sigh.

You know you've been reading too much George R.R. Martin when you hear "ancestral sword of the Crane" and think you heard "incestual sword of the Crane."

In other news, we have discovered mead without sulfites! HOORAY!

Today what makes me happy is snow delays! Woo!

And overall optimism for the future. Even when things are bad, they do get better.

Phoenixed!

p.s. My computer's up to 56% now! Hooray!

Harry Potter Hardcore Valentines!

2005

2006

2007

Notice: These are Not Safe For Work. (They're so bad, but they're so funny at the same time!)

And this year, there's softcore!


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Today what makes me happy is that my computer now charges up to 53%! Hooray!

Today what makes me happy is shiny friendly new coworkers. :-)

Do any of you all do Wikipedia? If so, tell me what you think about my response here. I personally think it's spot-on, but of course I would think that, I wrote it. Thoughts?

So, uhh...in Maryland, is it legal to turn left on red? What about onto a one-way major highway? I strongly doubt it, but I can't rule it out entirely, because Maryland apparently does allow parking in the right lane of a three-lane highway ( Read more... )