Convoy! Please-- someone come in! Anyone!

[Distant in the background is the definite sound of conflict, but Watanuki is far enough away that it doesn't interfere with his message - a good thing, because coherency is definitely not his top priority right now.]

This is Kimihiro Watanuki, we're en route-- we were en route to the ship from the camps ( Read more... )

[Watanuki's voice is shaking audibly, and he swallows hard before he speaks:]Is-- is everyone all right? I've just finished cleaning up the kitchen-- one of the cabinets just, just flew open! There was sugar everywhere... I mean, I've cleaned it up, the kitchen is fine, it's nothing to worry about! It's fine. Is everyone here? Safe, I mean. Was ( Read more... )

[Sent from the Convoy's radio room over Zangetsu's frequency. It sounds like Watanuki is bellowing into the transmitter from probably not nearly enough distance for proper coherency, if the sound quality is any indication.]

Hey! Hey! Come in, jerkface! Can you hear me? You'd better, you inconsiderate moron, because I came all the way down to the ( Read more... )

[filtered to the Convoy, shortly before their arrival in Licere]Good afternoon. I'm sorry for the late introduction-- my name is Kimihiro Watanuki, and I recently signed on as a cook on this ship. I've been acquainting myself with the kitchens for the past few days-- I'm sorry for having missed so many introductions ( Read more... )

[filtered to the Amestris]Well-- I'm not sure how to begin this except to say that it's been a great pleasure working here, but something has come up and I've resigned from my post as cook. I'll be leaving sometime soon, before this ship leaves Antrim. I'm afraid it's unavoidable ( Read more... )

[filter: Captain Bradley]Hello-- this is Kimihiro Watanuki. I'm very sorry for the short notice, but something has come up, and I would like to submit my resignation from my position as cook. I've very much enjoyed my employment here, but I'm afraid that it's unavoidable ( Read more... )

It's been getting colder again. I thought it was going to stay the way it was, at least for awhile, but I suppose not ( Read more... )

[It's clear the microphone is on, but it takes a moment for Watanuki to gather a coherent enough thought to speak. That's okay, though. You will hear him when he does.]

YOU--

YOU TOLD ME YOU WERE HUNTING SKYPIGS, YOU BASTARD!

Miles Edgeworth?! A bar? Is this what you were doing while you were gone?! Is that the kind of ship you were on?! You ( Read more... )

...Hello?

[It's clear he's not talking to the journal, but after a moment of silence, he directs his voice to the microphone.]

Is someone calling me? I thought I heard my name, but--

[another pause. When he speaks again, it is no longer to the journal - and his voice is more urgent.]

...What? No, I'm-- I'm coming! I'll be right there! Wait!

[ ( Read more... )

I'm afraid I don't feel very well, so I'll be staying in my cabin today. I can be reached over the network, but I'll be fine, so there's no need to stop by or bring me anything. I'm sure I'll feel better in a day or two. My apologies to the rest of the kitchen staff.

[locked to Ichigo and Yuuko]

Have you seen them? They're everywhere. So far ( Read more... )