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I've been in Sydney this weekend and bought some great new clothes at Joe Bananas. Joe (and his friends at Tully Design) and such great characters! Here's a picture of Joe, some bald white guy and I (I'm on the left, obviously).
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I am Lionel Richie.

I am very upset that I have been banned from another of my good friend's journals. Why is there so much censorship on Livejournal? It seems I have wowsers for friends. I suppose icecreaman must just be paranoid about losing skinnygirlflab to me (and so she should be - it's only a matter of time till he sees the light ( Read more... )

All my friends have abandoned me because skinnygirlflab and I are back together. I can kind of understand icecreaman not liking me anymore, since her delusions had led her to believe that skinnygirlflab was her lover, but b0rken?! Why has b0rken left me? I'm sure I put enough effort into stalking him and, even after skinnygirlflab and I got ( Read more... )

Today is skinnygirlflab's birthday - a whole year since he last updated his journal. Why are you so lazy, skinnygirlflab? After making him a special breakfast this morning, I gave him his present - a Realdoll made to my exact measurements; it even has some of my hair! Now when he travels he'll be able to take me with him even when I can't go and ( Read more... )

Today was fantastic! I went out to the airport nice and early because I was so excited; that meant I ended up waiting three hours for skinnygirlflab's plane to arrive, but it was well worth it. He was very smelly after the long flight, but no where near as smelly as his conniving travel companion. We left her at the airport to find her own way ( Read more... )

Yay! skinnygirlflab is coming home tomorrow and has promised me that he'll be dumping that slag as soon as possible. I'm going to be picking him up from the airport (his parents are so happy they don't have to get up early anymore), so maybe we can just leave her at the airport. I hope he has remembered to buy me that chicken and crispy bacon ( Read more... )

I'm afraid I don't have much to say. I have been extremely depressed since no one showed at my Festivus gathering and have only left the house once (to buy cheese). I think the only way I can ever get over this badness is if skinnygirlflab dumps that dirty icecreamtruck and updates his journal. I am getting sick of eating cheese.

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Where is everyone?! It's more than an hour after the celebrations were due to begin and no one has shown up yet. I've already eaten a whole box of Puffy Dogs (they would have been black if I'd left them in the oven any longer) and most of the fairy bread is gone. I aired my grievnaces with myself about half an hour ago and just finished the ( Read more... )