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[flabbystalker]

Where is everyone?! It's more than an hour after the celebrations were due to begin and no one has shown up yet. I've already eaten a whole box of Puffy Dogs (they would have been black if I'd left them in the oven any longer) and most of the fairy bread is gone. I aired my grievnaces with myself about half an hour ago and just finished the

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[icecreaman]

sorry, but skinnygirlflab and I were celebrating my birthday.
yeah me!
me, me, me!!!

[flabbystalker]

You are nasty. NASTY!!

Give him back.

[chocolatesoup]

Fuckin knock skinnygirlflab for not updating his journal enough. Look at your own. Very disappointing.

[flabbystalker]

skinnygirlflab hasn't updated his journal for almost a year!

My lack of updates is due to the depression I'm suffering on account of skinnygirlflab's lack of updates, skinnygirlflab and b0rken's rejection of me and no one turning up to celebrate Festivus with me.