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A penis is not a mollusc.

Since quitting my job, I've been working as a sophisticated lady, which has resulted in what can only be described as a clown pocket. Can anyone suggest any treatments or remedies for this condition? While it has proved a useful place to store/hide things, it would be great to restore some level of normality to the "neighbourhood". I also fear ( Read more... )

Richard "Gene" Simmons = Little One.

It is with some disappointment that I announce my retirement from stalking skinnygirlflab and b0rken. They have brought me much joy over the years, but alas, just as I quit my job to seek fewer challenges, I now seek a quieter stalking life. I'll remember them both fondly and cherish all the happy times we could have spent together if they weren' ( Read more... )

I quit my job, so now I'm free to do all the stalking I want. Heck, maybe I'll even get down to Melbourne so I can stalk skinnygirlflab and b0rken in person! Say... anyone need a stalker? With my two current stalkees being so boring of late and no work to take up my time I think I've got time for at least three or four more victims. Anyone ( Read more... )

I recently took a trip to darkest Africa; here's the only photo that turned out:

( After dinner entertainment )

Your present is waiting for you... come and get me! I promise it will be better than anything that humourless cow will ever give you.

I am sitting next to a cum guzzling slut.

Best wishes,

fs

I'm the luckiest stalker in the world - I won two free $1 scratchies! Can you believe it?! Rad.

Until icecreaman pins me, Festivus is not over.