and hilarity ensues ...

[fireworkschild]

My boss's latest plan to increase business: sending me out on the streets to hand out free samples of chocolate. I am honestly surprised at the amount of people who look at me like I am trying to poison them. I'm not sure what good it does, but it allows me to get extra hours in so I won't complain. (You know things are bad when I jump at the

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[uppity_heathen]

you're so cute and innocent looking. how could anyone think you were poisoning them?

[fireworkschild]

You'd be surprised you paranoid and rude people are. This business lady gave me the dirtiest look and said "Of course I'm not taking one! They could be poison!" Fortunately, this happened in front of a group of protesting union painters who I had been giving samples to all week. One of the screamed "Don't flatter yourself lady, she's only trying to make a living!" Priceless.

[stryder619]

I agree with Sky

[fireworkschild]

Apparently straining your Cheerios first reallly works.

[dazzle_me_angie]

I'm going to come wander around the street and take your samples- muah ha ha ha ha!!!

[dazzle_me_angie]

and wear many disguises.

[fireworkschild]

I fully endorse and encourage this plan!