She is so goddamn condescending, I swear to god. You can't even have a simple conversation with her without her trying to 1-up you on everything. She's all "I watch the news everyday, you never watch the news." Bitch, what-fucking-ever. I fucking watch the news everyday, too. I hardly see her watch television, period. Much less the news. But it's
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Nothing you do will ever be as "awesome" as him, or as sucky as his situation...he has it sooooo fucking terrible/amazing.
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Like, one time in class this girl fell and was like "I think I broke my ass" and I said "well, I'm assed-out broke so... I win."
Yeah, but no. My sis is so fucking annoying when she does that. One day my mom bought home a bag of candy (she had a friend that was a janitor and would always steal them from the concession stand) and there was only one bag of Peanut M&Ms. I nabbed them first and she was all "you wrong for that! You know you don't like Peanut M&Ms like I do." Bitch, WHAT?! Peanut M&Ms is my fucking FAVORITE! STFU!
And one time we got in a little petty argument about Boston Baked Beans (you see what I mean when I say we argue about everything?) and she was talking about "I buy Boston Baked Beans every time I go to the store and you never buy them!" Okay, I may not buy them every time I go to the store but neither does she! She's so condescending ( ... )
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