Why would you sleep on the living room couch when you have a bed right in your room? Granted, it's an air mattress and they aren't extremely comfortable, the couch isn't all that comfy either. Cherry on the top *he says while literally eating cherries*: you have a fucking summer cold. Thank you for your consideration.

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She is so goddamn condescending, I swear to god. You can't even have a simple conversation with her without her trying to 1-up you on everything. She's all "I watch the news everyday, you never watch the news." Bitch, what-fucking-ever. I fucking watch the news everyday, too. I hardly see her watch television, period. Much less the news. But it's ( Read more... )

My gf is pissed at me right now. She wants to wash her car right now and every time she washes her car, she wants me to come with (keep in mind that she goes to one of those manual car washes to do it). I tell her that she does it too often (every weekend) and she's like, "if you didn't want to come you should've just told me." Blah blah blah.

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My mom has an appointment out of town so she's leaving me and the siblings alone for a full week. I HATE when my mom is gone because the chaotic house becomes just a bit more unbearable. My younger brother was originally planning to go out of town with her but he changed his mind last minute. BITCH! I really hate when she leaves me alone with him ( Read more... )