Rant: Quote-Unquote The Perfect Roomie
Why would you sleep on the living room couch when you have a bed right in your room? Granted, it's an air mattress and they aren't extremely comfortable, the couch isn't all that comfy either. Cherry on the top *he says while literally eating cherries*: you have a fucking summer cold. Thank you for your consideration.
Afterthought: the rant that I intended to be about the other roommate somehow turned into a rant about HIM. Classic, FT.
Isn't he the reason I'm paying more than everyone else to live here? Because he's not a burden at all and I am. Your words, not mine. I mean, I sleep in the front room all the fucking time... Like, never. Even when I didn't have a bed, I slept on a torn-up king-sized comforter on the fucking floor because I didn't want to be a burden. For one full week, iirc. And I sure as hell never put myself in a position where I can get everyone else in the house sick.
And it's not like I'm the only one that has a problem with this. He didn't even have to buy his air mattress. You bought it for him because you were sick of him sleeping on the living room couch when he had a couch of his own to sleep on. In his room. Yet, you make it like he's such a better roommate than me. And then you volunteered to put the couch in my room because "it'll look cool". Well, it doesn't look cool and it takes up space but I didn't even argue against it ONCE. Why? Because I'm trying not to be a burden.
Yeah, anyway, I planned on cleaning up today. Not a single contribution to the mess by me, mind you. I'm not one to make like I'm such a flaw-free individual unlike others but I never make a mess in the house. Never do I leave towels hanging over the bar stools and kitchen chairs or my freshly-washed clothes on the couch for days because I'm too lazy to fold them or just throw them in my room. Not that I'm judging you about it but you're so quick to call me lazy when I'm tired from working 40 hours a week and you're reminding me that you own a small business that keeps you oh-so-fucking busy. We both know that business doesn't keep you as busy as you make yourself believe. When was the last time you even cleaned the Dr.'s house? I always clean it with your mom and never once have I asked for a single fucking dime and you thank me by raising my rent in the event that it's now shared by 4 people instead of the previous 3. Makes sense.
Afterthought: the rant that I intended to be about the other roommate somehow turned into a rant about HIM. Classic, FT.
Isn't he the reason I'm paying more than everyone else to live here? Because he's not a burden at all and I am. Your words, not mine. I mean, I sleep in the front room all the fucking time... Like, never. Even when I didn't have a bed, I slept on a torn-up king-sized comforter on the fucking floor because I didn't want to be a burden. For one full week, iirc. And I sure as hell never put myself in a position where I can get everyone else in the house sick.
And it's not like I'm the only one that has a problem with this. He didn't even have to buy his air mattress. You bought it for him because you were sick of him sleeping on the living room couch when he had a couch of his own to sleep on. In his room. Yet, you make it like he's such a better roommate than me. And then you volunteered to put the couch in my room because "it'll look cool". Well, it doesn't look cool and it takes up space but I didn't even argue against it ONCE. Why? Because I'm trying not to be a burden.
Yeah, anyway, I planned on cleaning up today. Not a single contribution to the mess by me, mind you. I'm not one to make like I'm such a flaw-free individual unlike others but I never make a mess in the house. Never do I leave towels hanging over the bar stools and kitchen chairs or my freshly-washed clothes on the couch for days because I'm too lazy to fold them or just throw them in my room. Not that I'm judging you about it but you're so quick to call me lazy when I'm tired from working 40 hours a week and you're reminding me that you own a small business that keeps you oh-so-fucking busy. We both know that business doesn't keep you as busy as you make yourself believe. When was the last time you even cleaned the Dr.'s house? I always clean it with your mom and never once have I asked for a single fucking dime and you thank me by raising my rent in the event that it's now shared by 4 people instead of the previous 3. Makes sense.