My dad wrote a check for me today. Worth $100. For my tuition deposit. It was generous of him...but not when you consider the extra LECTURE I received. "I do not have the money for you to go to some mediocre college, to party with your buddy's for 4 months, only to drop out and leave us all in debt. How the hell are YOU going to pay for it? ( Read more... )

First off, I'd like to announce to the world of LJ...and all who read MY LJ, that my application was accepted by the University of Pittsburgh at Greensburg. This, when received today in the mail, created a radiant YAY followed by a strange native dance, followed by me screaming YES as though I was in the middle of an orgasm [which I wasn't, so ( Read more... )

Part of my new story is up at http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/12840375/. Please go see. I'll post more of it later. I know, it's very "What the hell is this shit?" right now, but I'd like to know your thoughts ( Read more... )

Last night something terrible happened. I was so stressed out that I had considered giving up writing entirely. THE HORROR!!! And then I was saved. A suggestion arrived just in time for me to decide that I couldn't let a little thing like frustration lead me to quit writing. Puh-lease, that's so weak ( Read more... )

Yes, behold the new LJ picture. It's from my model pictures. It looked a lot better til it became a JPEG file. It's SPY LIZ!!! Dun na na na na na na na, dun na na na na na na na SPY LIZ. Can you tell I'm supremely bored? Pfft...I can, too. Dude, I could so kill you with my phone. Stick that antenna right through your jugular. Or I could ( Read more... )

My machine was infected last night at approximately 10 pm eastern standard time. With the infection rode a cavalry of Trojan Horses. Liz's army, uncertain of its options, ran a heavy-duty scan of ad-aware, spy sweeper, and spybot-search and destroy program the laptop could muster ( Read more... )

Yeah, today was Thanksgiving. I suppose I should say "Happy Thanksgiving Day," however, it didn't seem too happy to me. Just very dull. I think it was a reminder that I need to get the hell away from my family. Someday, when UPG accepts me, perhaps I will.

I woke up around noon because last night I staid up late to watch the Dawn of the Dead ( Read more... )

Wednesday morning: Went to Eat n Park with Mike, Dan, Jake, and Krumpert. The "other" gang was there too... Oh, who am I kidding, I was so happy to see you all again...!!! They overcooked my steak, but it still tasted good ( Read more... )

On the day I was born...the nurses all gathered round...and they gazed in wide wonder...AT MY NAKEDNESS!!! AHHH!!! GET AWAY!!! *smacks nurses and runs down the hallway bare-ass ( Read more... )

Seriously, when ( Read more... )