The Virus War

Nov 27, 2004 13:18

My machine was infected last night at approximately 10 pm eastern standard time. With the infection rode a cavalry of Trojan Horses. Liz's army, uncertain of its options, ran a heavy-duty scan of ad-aware, spy sweeper, and spybot-search and destroy program the laptop could muster.

Unfortunately, the ENEMY PIG launched a pop up of pornography in self-defense that WOULD NOT SURRENDER. Liz does not enjoy pornography of any kind. Well...unless it's tasteful.

...Hence, Liz does not like pornography...

Discouraged, Liz's Laptop army sought an alliance with Daddy and now the computer is running splendidly again thanks to the installation of a virus destroyer.

And there was much rejoicing.

There is a party at 6 pm tonight. I will be there whether they want me there or not. [*ahem* Well, that definitely takes a razor to Liz's shy image, doesn't it?] Now, if only I could find something both clean and trendy to wear.

~Liz.
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