Romance for one

[firecat]

nolly pointed me at a Monterey hotel called, creatively, Monterey Hotel.

They have a Romance Package available on the dates I'm planning to stay. For some reason it is cheaper than all their other rates.

The Romance Package includes:

• A trail of red, silk rose petals will lead you from the front door of your hotel room to the bedroom area.
• The bed will

Comments

[caprine]

Hee hee!

[liveavatar]

I read this aloud to my housemate, who said, "That sounds like a 13-year-old's idea of romance. Who wants to make love on a bed full of scratchy fabric and foil?"

At least the pearl beads could be useful.

[mjlayman]

Not if they're from Oriental Trading! Considering the rest of the stuff, I'd be surprised if the pearl beads are decent, or able to be taken off the string (like cheap Mardi Gras beads -- the plastic is fused on the string).

[bastette_joyce]

Hahahaha!!! That's great. Bring the extra-loud vibrator, and be sure to be extra-loud yourself. :)

What a mess, though. Also, what a waste - if you weren't a crafter, all that stuff would be dumped out. If you can spare some of those petals, as another crafter, I would love a few. They'd also be a great thing to put on an altar.

Oh, and also

[bastette_joyce]

long strands of pearl beads, colorful chocolate kisses, red metallic streamers, feather boa and a large bouquet of balloons

Kitty toys!!

OK, dangerous kitty toys, but the kitties would certainly like them.