So I was, like, thinking about history. 'cause like, I guess January 18 is kind of important. Like Prussia founded his Kingdom and then they formed their Empire years later and whatever. And like in '43 there was this, like, uprising in Warsaw, right? And so, like, I got up this morning and I was totally bummed out because ughhh sometimes the past ( Read more... )

Ohmygod you guys got me presents that's, like, totally sweet. And, like, okay, that totally weird thing where it was, like, idk the super long from now Christmas? And I totes have that pony still. Hmmmm I, like, gotta name it now. It's totally white and beautiful ( Read more... )

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[Poland, having apparently not learned from the accidental diary reading, is once again caught with his phone on as he reads out loud while he is writing. Some things don't change I guess.]Dear Święty Mikołaj ( Read more... )

Can you guys, like, totally not start the Cold War, again? Because, like, it was totally lame the first time around and I so do not need you guys like running around yelling at each other and whatever every other day. Oh, and, like, can you not keep attaching my capital to communism? Because I was, like, totally the first non-coummunist government ( Read more... )

Belarus!

Okay, it's, like, bad enough that you, like, killed me with a knife from your kitchen but you got blood all over my shirt from home! And I am totally not down with that. IT'S WHITE. And that's, like, super old fabric. GOD you just had to, like, do it while I was wearing that new shirt. You couldn't wait to get over yourself until later ( Read more... )

Oh my god, like, I got another letter in the mail and it had clothes it in. The shoes are totally more comfortable than the ones I have around here, but, like, some of the stuff here is cute too I mean everything goes retro eventually, and the 50s are totes retro ( Read more... )

....I, like, think there's something wrong with my daughter. I mean, like, really weird. She's totally, like, not acting like herself anymore.

Oh my God, you guys, do you, like, know what today is?

POLISH INDEPENDENCE DAY!

I totally got my Independence from Russia this day in 1918.