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Belarus!
Okay, it's, like, bad enough that you, like, killed me with a knife from your kitchen but you got blood all over my shirt from home! And I am totally not down with that. IT'S WHITE. And that's, like, super old fabric. GOD you just had to, like, do it while I was wearing that new shirt. You couldn't wait to get over yourself until later and ohmyGOD BELARUS THIS SHIRT IS WHITE. IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE TOTALLY WHITE FOR A REASON AND THAT CLASHES WITH THE PINK ROSES HOW WILL I EVER GET THE BLOOD OFF OF IT.
Like, seriously, what is your problem? I totally recognized your independence first. Ukraine and I had some disputes but she doesn't just, like, come onto my lawn and attempt to kill me because she just, like, feels like it. And that weird thing you have for your brother is totally creepy, okay? He's, like, your brother, and that is totes sketchy.
God, I wasn't even doing anything with Russia. I was, like, sleeping on his couch. Like half of Mayfield sleeps there, have you noticed? Because everyone ever sleeps at Russia's house AND I DON'T, LIKE, SEE YOU KILLING THEM.
And, okay, second point! LOOK. You go around touching Liet and you totally broke his fingers one time and did I come after you with a kitchen knife? NO. I DON'T, LIKE, THINK SO. So could you, like, please stay away from Liet forever, okay? Because Liet is totally my best friend.
And I - [Pause. There's no giving up now, is there? He takes a breathe from his tirade.]
And I totally like Liet, okay? And it's not totally sketchy or anything because he isn't, like, my brother or whatever. SO LEAVE HIM ALONE. I am totally not down with you coming over and hurting him and if you ever, like, come onto my lawn again I'll totally get you back.
[Read As: Belarus I will shank you if I ever find a sabre, so help me God.]
Okay, it's, like, bad enough that you, like, killed me with a knife from your kitchen but you got blood all over my shirt from home! And I am totally not down with that. IT'S WHITE. And that's, like, super old fabric. GOD you just had to, like, do it while I was wearing that new shirt. You couldn't wait to get over yourself until later and ohmyGOD BELARUS THIS SHIRT IS WHITE. IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE TOTALLY WHITE FOR A REASON AND THAT CLASHES WITH THE PINK ROSES HOW WILL I EVER GET THE BLOOD OFF OF IT.
Like, seriously, what is your problem? I totally recognized your independence first. Ukraine and I had some disputes but she doesn't just, like, come onto my lawn and attempt to kill me because she just, like, feels like it. And that weird thing you have for your brother is totally creepy, okay? He's, like, your brother, and that is totes sketchy.
God, I wasn't even doing anything with Russia. I was, like, sleeping on his couch. Like half of Mayfield sleeps there, have you noticed? Because everyone ever sleeps at Russia's house AND I DON'T, LIKE, SEE YOU KILLING THEM.
And, okay, second point! LOOK. You go around touching Liet and you totally broke his fingers one time and did I come after you with a kitchen knife? NO. I DON'T, LIKE, THINK SO. So could you, like, please stay away from Liet forever, okay? Because Liet is totally my best friend.
And I - [Pause. There's no giving up now, is there? He takes a breathe from his tirade.]
And I totally like Liet, okay? And it's not totally sketchy or anything because he isn't, like, my brother or whatever. SO LEAVE HIM ALONE. I am totally not down with you coming over and hurting him and if you ever, like, come onto my lawn again I'll totally get you back.
[Read As: Belarus I will shank you if I ever find a sabre, so help me God.]