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[findingponies]

[Poland, having apparently not learned from the accidental diary reading, is once again caught with his phone on as he reads out loud while he is writing. Some things don't change I guess.]Dear Święty Mikołaj

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[raven_daughter]

...

Are you aware that you're speaking out loud, to the phone?

[findingponies]

.....No way.

[raven_daughter]

Yes. Every last word.

[findingponies]

Oh. Like, oh well.

[kol_shevik]

[...JUST GOING TO IGNORE THAT SECOND PART.]

Where will little Poland keep seven little horses?

[findingponies]

In the backyard.

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[kol_shevik]

[kol_shevik]

[...Makes sense to Russia.]

Do not think can find many ponies in Mayfield.

[brbpouncingyou]

Seven horses are a lot of work.

[findingponies]

Totally but you know, I, like, totally had a ton of them at home. I'm a country, you know.

[bornwithskison]

Why do you want Danmark's coastline?

[findingponies]

It's totally, like, a border dispute. It's like more about the water than the land because like I totally own waaay more than than he's pretending. You, know, like maritime borders or whatever.

[bornwithskison]

But you could overstep into Sweden's coastline... And he's my--

[findingponies]

Huh? I thought, like, Finland was his wife or whatever?

[motheringnation]

That's a lot of ponies.

[findingponies]

Not as much as I, like, have at home.

[motheringnation]

But they'll be harder to take care of here.

[findingponies]

...I, like, hadn't thought about that.