Howdy, I just want to say that I hate decisions. I dont know why but since about Monday or Tuesday I have had this weird feeling. Ive said it before and Ill say it again, someone shoot me in the fucking face. I have had a lot of good things happen to me and I know that good thing WILL be happening to me but I cant get this poo poo out of my head ( Read more... )

Quick updater everyone ( Read more... )

penis, penis, chicken taco, spatula, penis, Gary Busey, flap jacks, peter piper, falling down stairs, envelopes, chalkboards, penis, penis, penis, penis, face, face pie........llama.

Im done.

Hey all, we have it all set up for the comedy workshop that i talked about a long time ago. I hope that a lot of you are still interested in going to it. If so, write me back on here or email me (WuChron30@aol.com) and let me know ( Read more... )

So there I was in NAM! (WOO HOO) Knee deep in gook ears. I was high up, perched on a tree, with nothing by my best friend (Mr. M-16) under my arm and I was waiting to fire. All of a sudden, the vice squad of Charlie's popped out from behind a Sycamore carrying what seemed to be a pork chop and a DVD copy of Burt Reynold's "Cop and a Half." I set ( Read more... )

There is something about Christopher Reeves that just doesnt set right with me. Superman? No, Superman aint so super now. He used to be super. Then he decided to ride a pony. I did that once. But it wasnt real. Last week I rode a the quarter Pony machine outside of Big Lots. It was small. It hurt my giblets. there was a kid there too. A fat one. He ( Read more... )

The lightnings scares me........Im scared. Like the time when I was 5 and my Dad told me that I would get cancer if I didnt pull the weeds out of the hill in the backyard. The rain pounds into the ground like RJ Rea in a all male gang bang after the West Side Story cast party. I hate him. When the power goes out, I will shake. Like Chubbe ( Read more... )

After about 3 seconds of thought, i have decided to open the contest to anyone who want to enter. I only chose to challenge the Ethan cuz he will be tough competition. If anyone else dares challenge the Ethan and myself, BRING IT ON BITCHES!

ok, after reading some the Ethan's live journal entries.......i have decided that he is a hilarious guy (no matter how random he is). So therefore, I must challenge him. Ethan, I (BJ McEvilly) challenge you to the first ever "LIVE JOURNAL RANDOM ENTRY CONTEST". Its true, you are random, but I challenge you to an all out random rumble. Judges ( Read more... )

1. name: Bee Jay ( Read more... )