Comments | filthymc: I challenge "The Ethan"

filthymc

I challenge "The Ethan"

Nov 12, 2003 03:41

ok, after reading some the Ethan's live journal entries.......i have decided that he is a hilarious guy (no matter how random he is). So therefore, I must challenge him. Ethan, I (BJ McEvilly) challenge you to the first ever "LIVE JOURNAL RANDOM ENTRY CONTEST". Its true, you are random, but I challenge you to an all out random rumble. Judges ( Read more... )

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theh1tman November 12 2003, 15:47:06 UTC

The Grove theatre, comically large breasts, and cartoon characters playing solitaire. GO!

sandwichguy November 12 2003, 17:11:44 UTC

You know first off all the grove doesn't exist Andy. and anyone who has large brest im surprised they even fit through the door. i mean come on its not right to have huge gazongas coming from you. If i was a woman with massive gazongas i would wear the skimmpiest outfits i could find. wait maybe i wouldn't but that doesn't matter to some people its all about the "fat bottom girls" to some people. It don't matter to me if they got junk in their trunk or are eligible to work at hooters, mmm chicken wings. Hot juicy chincken wings, and all you can eat shrimp for 9.99 i miss those days when sizzler had all you can eat shrimp. God Bless SIzzler. I feel sorry for some fat people that eat there because they might get dead flies in their tomato sauce, That almost happened to me once but then i was like "Hey look there is a dead fly in that Tomato sauce. I beter not eat it." But my stomach was bigger than my eyes and i accidently ate it anyway. it didnt taste very good i just thought they got a new recipe because it tasted weird but then later ( ... )

chestermcfluffy November 12 2003, 15:58:27 UTC

ya left out, Jason in a rascal and fishnets! GO!!!

sandwichguy November 12 2003, 18:06:44 UTC

I didn't think Jason was one of the little rascals all though i thought Al Gore used to be in Ringo's All Star Band. Good ol' Ringo. Ringo never wore fishnets i don't think, but i will wear them for my upcomming roll In "Rocky Horror" as Dr. Frankfurter.

The Ethan Accepts sandwichguy November 12 2003, 16:52:01 UTC

O babby its on. and my brain is jumpstarted just like i jumpstarted the car that is sitting in the garage. Damn those 1990 Toyota Camry's!!!

Re: The Ethan Accepts chestermcfluffy November 12 2003, 17:47:19 UTC

Damn you have blinded me for life, i remember when you said you would be great Dr. FrankNFurter, and you said you would look good in a thong! UGH! AHHHHH! IM ERIC CARTMEN!!!!!!

filthymc November 12 2003, 17:02:22 UTC

Glad you accepted Ethan. Its gonna be a pleasure battling wits with you. Get ready to get rocked,.

sandwichguy November 12 2003, 17:13:36 UTC

You better wish that AC/DC never made the song "High Way to Hell" cause it seems your going on that highway and its along road.

theh1tman November 12 2003, 17:21:47 UTC

I think Ethan is winning already....

filthymc November 12 2003, 17:24:38 UTC

The lightnings scares me........Im scared. Like the time when I was 5 and my Dad told me that I would get cancer if I didnt pull the weeds out of the hill in the backyard. The rain pounds into the ground like RJ Rea in a all male gang bang after the West Side Story cast party. I hate him. When the power goes out, I will shake. Like Chubbe Checkers. Oh wait, that was Twist. Lets twist again like we did last year. I didnt twist at all in 2002. I take that back. I did one time. I was at an all night racquetball and fish tackle market when a squid jumped out of the water and squirted me in the left nipple, causing a chain reaction of my hitting the racquetball, which smaked into the belly of a pregnant nun, sending her to walk backwards onto a rake which smacked her in the face. I guess I didnt twist after all. Twister, that was a horrible movie. The last thing I have ever wanted to see Bill Paxton and Helen Hunt in a 1963 Pickup truck, tuning an antenna to find a giant tornado. I remember seeing the cow fly through the air ( ... )

sandwichguy November 12 2003, 18:11:19 UTC

I think they should do a remake to twister called "this is the bestthing we can come up with." And maybe Scott Baio could star just like the girl from happy days. and then it could be a reunion where they were in love because...Joanne Loves Chachie.

Downfall. filthymc November 12 2003, 18:30:31 UTC

no. I was going to do a Joanie Loves Chachie reference but I didnt. I left it to you. And it was piss poor. "THE ETHAN" is slowly falling. LOL. gotta run. Im downloading Paris Hilton's Sex Video.

Re: Downfall. sandwichguy November 14 2003, 15:47:53 UTC

Maybe your face was poor.