I challenge "The Ethan"

Nov 12, 2003 03:41

ok, after reading some the Ethan's live journal entries.......i have decided that he is a hilarious guy (no matter how random he is). So therefore, I must challenge him. Ethan, I (BJ McEvilly) challenge you to the first ever "LIVE JOURNAL RANDOM ENTRY CONTEST". Its true, you are random, but I challenge you to an all out random rumble. Judges ( Read more... )

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filthymc November 12 2003, 17:29:23 UTC
There is something about Christopher Reeves that just doesnt set right with me. Superman? No, Superman aint so super now. He used to be super. Then he decided to ride a pony. I did that once. But it wasnt real. Last week I rode a the quarter Pony machine outside of Big Lots. It was small. It hurt my giblets. there was a kid there too. A fat one. He tried to jump on in the middle of my ride. I put my quarter in and he didnt. He tried to bum a ride off of my quarter. I kicked him in the chin. He cried, I laughed. he could have gotten on if he didnt spend all of his quarters on Mounds Bars and Red Rope Licorice. He needs dicipline. I kicked him again. This time, I missed. the momentum took me off of my horse and I feel on the ground where the 25 cent merry-go-round went over my foot, and ripped off the naiol on my pinky toe. It bleeds blue liquid. I guess I should lay off the Windex.

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filthymc November 12 2003, 17:34:26 UTC
Im sad about John Ritter. All the great things that he did for us......like Stay Tuned and Problem Child 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9 and 10. I remember one certain episode of Three's Company. He was in the kitchen with Chrissy and the other girl (fuck if I remember her name). Mr. Furley comes in and he's listening at the door. Theyre saying all kinds of things like "No, Jack put it in here." "Wait, Jack, youre doing it wrong." "Oh God, its so big Jack."
So Mr Furley get all freaked out and pushed open the door to find what my friends? Thats right, Jack has got his fingers in their pussy's. Did you see that one? No? Oh...........ok...........so now Im the asshole?

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chestermcfluffy November 12 2003, 17:44:19 UTC
By The Way B.J. did it ever click that i am the guy that got stuck in the dryer!?!?.....is a puzzlement!

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sandwichguy November 12 2003, 18:01:25 UTC
When i was a little kid i got stuck in the dryer once well actually alot. I would hide in the laundry. So my dad through the laundry in the dryer without putting it in the wash, hes weird like that, but anywho he through me in one time and i was put on fluff. thats how my hair got like it is. So yeah my dad kept on throwing me in there until my mom noticd that i wasn't chubby anymore and then she looked at the dryrer and it was put on permanent press. Yeah, my dad's elevator didn't go all the way to the top, but this was also the guy that dropped me on my head when i was a new born.

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that explains alot chestermcfluffy November 12 2003, 21:39:47 UTC
subject says all

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filthymc November 12 2003, 18:26:53 UTC
Are you kidding me AJ? How can you say Im getting my ass kicked buddy? My shit is pure, 100% COMEDY GOLD my friend. Take another read at my 3 posts and you will soon realize the genious. lol. Ethan, we havent even begun yet my friend.

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sandwichguy November 12 2003, 22:34:43 UTC
Oh it begun the Minute you posted this. UGHHHHHH!!!!!!!! caue i am the Ethan!!! UGGGGHHHH!!! I TOOK COMEDY LESSONS FROM JESSE THE BODY HIMSELF!!!!!!!!!! UUUUGGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!! GRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!

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filthymc November 12 2003, 23:19:54 UTC
if you took lessons from Jesse then it should be no problem kicking your ass!

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sandwichguy November 14 2003, 15:49:28 UTC
It looks like little BJ Having trouble.

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qbnactor November 12 2003, 20:28:34 UTC
This is the funnest thing ever. It's a close race, but I think the RJ comment puts BJ at a little advantage

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filthymc November 12 2003, 22:28:49 UTC
Im glad that you enjoyed that comment. I was fucking waiting for SOMEONE to make a comment on it. sorry about not talking to you Chris. It wasnt me. I still had AIM on by accident when my Moms boyfriend signed online. It was him. Did he say anything to you?

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sandwichguy November 12 2003, 22:37:13 UTC
Hey Emanuel Lewis, this is the i am away from the computer hotline here.

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filthymc November 12 2003, 22:40:39 UTC
Ethan, my good man. I loved you. I loved you like a brother. I loved you like Jean Bennet Ramsey's Parents loved her. But now, I must end you samurai style. I will have no second thought of grabbing you by your middle finger and slowly luring it into the mouth of a West African Silver Back Lowland Gorilla where he will gloriously chop it off with his razor sharp teeth. Then, I will reach into your belly and rip out your left kidney, throw it down into the moat filled with piranha where they will dine on the comedic kidney that never was. You shall be ended Ethan. Oh yes, you shall be ended.

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