After weeks of feeling like a miserable, depressed, wrecked and fucked up human being........i scored myself a date. I must say that it was extremely unexpected but Im glad I got the balls and did it. Im looking forward to it. This is just the thing I need. It will be good times. The sun is finally starting to hit me again and it feels fucking ( Read more... )

I got a gig tomorrow night doing stand up. Im scared. Its been awhile and Im starting up again with 100% new material. If i fail, i will be miserable. Right now, this is the only really good thing that I have to look forward to and people from my work are coming. This is the dawn of a new era for me, and failure is not an option.

In a world where the wicked succeed and the lies emerge, a young man sits in a dark room. The only thing illuminating is the fiery end of a cigarette and the monitor that wont hold back the truth. The gentle sounds of a humming fan and keyboard chicken pecking are all but comforting as 5:30 am has wickedly approached. Why is he here? He is here ( Read more... )

people often mock me for my obsession with Texas Hold Em (poker). I would just like to announce that I played in a tournament last night against about 15 people and i came in first place without re-buying. I ended up walking away with over 500 dollars. So bite me mockers.

BJ

Everyone has a routine. Something that they're used to. You wake up, go to work, live your life, eat a meal then fall aslepp only to do it all over again when the sun comes up the next morning. I was set in stone. I had my routine and I had my future all mapped out. On this day ill do this, next month ill do that, then after that, this will ( Read more... )

this is pretty gross and disturbing. stop it andy.

filthymc's LJ stalker is theh1tman!theh1tman is stalking you because you said something bad about them on your LJ. They are also eating your food when you aren't looking!

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you know? I find it strangely odd how much of a mind fuck a day can give you. It can start out boring, switch up to eventful, then to exciting, fulfilling and peaceful. Then, before you know it, you jump out of this "great mood" and slip down to lonely, worried, paranoid, skeptical and overbearing. The whole time you are in this shitty mood, ( Read more... )

Chris, Jamie, KT, Ethan and well anyone who was in the workshop and reads this......you guys fucking rocked the other night. You made your old buddy BJ proud. (single tear is shed)! I didnt expect the turnout and most importantly, i didnt expect the extremely high caliber of comedy you all delivered. I was extremely surprised and pleased with ( Read more... )